Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.

Bella:I trust you.

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.

Normal Person: 

Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.

Supernatural Fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.

Edward Cullen: I want to ki—

Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you

Sherlock Fan: 

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you

Mass Effect Fan: In which color?

Expectations:

Reality: